Hello! I am looking for a smart, fun, flexible attractive woman who is interested in meeting someone similar. While I struggle to come up with a very specific list of physical traits it is far easier coming up with more abstract things: you must be kind, adventurous, considerate, and uninhibited when it is called for and totally inhibited when good sense demands it. If you write me back you'll find that I'm fit, attractive, educated, and can talk to you about many, many other things aside from my gifted magical penis- so odds are if getting to know each other isn't in the cards at the very least I won't bore the shit out of you while we figure that out. I also realize that as this is not remotely a reflection on my worth as a per. so I won't even get the least bit offended if you say no, and will never whine or complain about something that's not meant to be. But I'll be a fun, exciting partner in crime with the right per.

My Ideal Person My ideal person is spontaneous, intelligent, fun, likes to talk, and is open to new experiences. She's height/weight proportionate, and has an amazing sense of humor and a serious mischievous streak when the feeling strikes. I know that's a lame explanation but I guess it's marginally better than "I'll know her when I see her".